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  • Question: can you explain the obama joke 4 me - Anonymous
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    lohanthony:

    if obama’s middle name was lee

    his name would be

    barack

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    obama

    broccoli obama

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severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

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onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

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jacknoir:

u kno all the good urls are taken when

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